THANK YOU JENNI HERD
When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…
AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
ting ting ting tingtingtingtingTINGTINGTINGTINGTINGTING
Beethoven did this too, and he was a genius.
beethoven was not a cat
Yes he was
Beethoven was a dog didn’t you see the movies there were like 4
Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
that’s literally just going to be a giant blob when you bake it
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
if I have kids when my child is 11 I’m going to give them their Hogwarts letter that says that unfortunately the class is full but instead they can go to Harry Potter Wizarding World on September 1st and I will take them and give them a sorting ceremony and robes and whatever they want cause that’s all I’ve ever wanted so that’s what they deserve
Damn son, that is the nicest thing ever.